Sunday, July 21, 2013

Funny Friendship Day Quotes For Him

Going on dates is something that excites everyone, for the prospect of meeting someone, and getting to know them better over that meeting is quite an enthralling concept. However it is something that might also give us the jitters as the possibility of a date not turning out to be perfect is something that scares everyone. So to help you out we have “Funny Friendship Date Quotes for Him” that are sure to ease the awkwardness and nervousness out, and let you have a fun filled time, that is sure make a lasting memory for the both of you.

Funny Friendship Day Quotes For Him

  • "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." 
  • "I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light." 
  • "Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does." 
  • "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." 
  • "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places." 
  • Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.
  • "Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings." 
  • "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you." 
  • "Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends." 
  • "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." 
  • "I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends-they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!" 
  • "Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." 


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